My Ah-Beng poem

I already very chin chai, [I'm very easy going]
why no char bor ai [How come no women love]
They say I ganna sai, [They say I look like shit]
but my heart buei pai. [But I have a good heart]

Saturday kee Mount Faber [Saturday go mount faber]
kuah dio couple couple [Saw many couples]
Cars liam newspaper [Cars are pasted withnewspaper]
Kuah liao lao saliva [See already drop saliva]

They say ay sai toh ay sai [They say can means can]
bueh sai toh bueh sai [cannot means cannot]
Hang cheng although pai [Although the situation isbad]
Cannot ngair ngair lai [Cannot force force come]

So I wait and wait, [So I wait and wait]
for that thing call fate [For that thing call fate]
Whole life bo lang date [Whole life nobody date]
Don't know when can mate [Don't know when can mate]