Wednesday, May 28, 2008

What they don't teach you in Business School

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,

but she belonged to someone else...


One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a
$ 100 if you let me
have sex with you. But the girl said NO.


Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "


She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.



Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for
$ 200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."


So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.


Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"



Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

Thursday, May 01, 2008

My comeback ride...1st May 08

Finally got back riding off-road...thou was super slow but all is good and I'm happy....now is not like before...I can't risk falling or flying off my bike anymore....taking things slowly and safely for now.......

It was also Joe's comeback ride and we both had fun....getting use to our bikes off-road condition etc...now a few more setup or changes need to be done on the bike...as well as our bodies....hahaha...we are lacking way behind....

for now..jus taking it slowly and safely.....maybe will go join a few newbie rides or bro Isk trail....these guys I rode with before are farking fast liao....different level le....hehe